What if I sing really fast, like I do when I'm being phony like with people at work when I sing the song really super fast just to get it over with? Will my hands still be clean?
I don't know how to properly wash my hands really! And Doug always says that I should insert tennis rackets grips into my rectum and/or generously massage my privates. Just think about all the germs I have in my hands.
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What if I sing really fast, like I do when I'm being phony like with people at work when I sing the song really super fast just to get it over with? Will my hands still be clean?
ReplyDeleteI know what you do at Jackhammer. You need to wash your hands and sing all of The White Album twice to get close to sanitary.
ReplyDeleteWhat about people with hooks? Do they have to sing "happy birthday," twice, like a pirate?
ReplyDeleteI don't know how to properly wash my hands really! And Doug always says that I should insert tennis rackets grips into my rectum and/or generously massage my privates. Just think about all the germs I have in my hands.
ReplyDeleteI "always say" that, eh? ALWAYS?
ReplyDeleteOK. Sometimes?? :-P
ReplyDeleteOnly twice??
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