Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Washing your hands

No shit, she is actually telling us how to wash our hands. FYI sing "Happy Birthday" twice for the right amount of wash time.

7 comments:

  1. What if I sing really fast, like I do when I'm being phony like with people at work when I sing the song really super fast just to get it over with? Will my hands still be clean?

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  2. I know what you do at Jackhammer. You need to wash your hands and sing all of The White Album twice to get close to sanitary.

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  3. What about people with hooks? Do they have to sing "happy birthday," twice, like a pirate?

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  4. I don't know how to properly wash my hands really! And Doug always says that I should insert tennis rackets grips into my rectum and/or generously massage my privates. Just think about all the germs I have in my hands.

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