I had no idea that this summer I would...

I had no idea that this summer I would...

*Serve ice cream to a woman in a burka

*Learn how to spot undercover cops

*Stall an ice cream truck in the middle of Sixth Ave

*Turn down appearances on major networks

*Receive gifts from strangers

*Make so many people laugh

*Learn the favorite ice cream combo of junkies

*Not have time to read anything

*Lose 20 lbs while working around desserts

*Learn how to trademark a design

*Learn how to incorporate a business

*Get to call a game of bingo

*Give so many interviews

*See a hooker pushing a shopping cart on the Pulaski Bridge